Just to show you how incredible the mind is, check out the video above, displaying the handy-work by Swiss clockmaker Jacquet-Droz. This is the predecessor to any machine or computer automated device we know today. Built on the basics and principles of a clock.
Now go and create your own, with a couple screws and bolts from Lowes of Home Depot. Let me know when you make a replica of yourself to do your work at the job for you. Also, let me know the estimated time it took you to get fired after it screws everything up.